Here we are: another university term of feigned confidence is drawing to a close. I’m officially done with exams, and semester break is holding me in its warm embrace. You know what that means: time to celebrate my freedom from the clutches of education by giving an unsolicited account of my intellectual progress!
There are at least three truths you can infer about pretty much every person with an Internet connection.
- They regularly creep on other people’s profiles.
- They have lowered their standards as to what “good journalism” is.
- They wouldn’t want you (or anyone for that matter) rummaging through their Google search history.